her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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