Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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