he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
you never un-have a 4some
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