I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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