Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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