you turned your livingroom into a bong?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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