Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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