try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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