The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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