Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
