I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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