Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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