put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Farmville is her only friend.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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