I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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