doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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