That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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