My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
