MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It's shark week go big or go home
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Randomize
