Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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