Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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