why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My dick has a subreddit
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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