I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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