This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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