I want to stick my p in your. b.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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