i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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