what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it's great music for shaving your balls
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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