Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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