i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
