is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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