I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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