she looked like the bat from fern gully.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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