She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize