I think I died a long time ago.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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