I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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