I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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