Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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