i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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