My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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