I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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