I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My breasts were aching with rage.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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