Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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