If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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