: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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