After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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