im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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