They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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