I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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