so explain again why im purple
no
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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