Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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