dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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