it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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