I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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