do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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