I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
