yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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