Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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